Great Moments In Manly Behavior

Posted: July 28, 2008 in News
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Bastard butt baby of Lemmy Kilmister and Nick Nolte

Keith Walendowski: Bastard butt baby of Lemmy Kilmister and Nick Nolte

The first shots in the war between man and machine have been fired as Keith Walendowski blasted his uncooperative lawn mower with his sawed off shotgun. With the advancement of robot technology spearheaded by the Japanese, I applaud this man for destroying this lawn mower that was obviously showing the first signs of becoming self aware. Unless we want to deal with a “Maximum Overdrive” situation we should all keep an eye out.
Walendowski told police:

I got pissed because my lawn mower wouldn’t start, so I got my shotgun and shot it.

To see how this whole situation pans out, be sure to see “Terminator Salvation” next year.

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Comments
  1. shinjef says:

    i salute this man. DOWN WITH ROBOTS. TAKE THE POWER BACK.

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